ankle-beez:

Steven universe: the diamonds are bad and you should understand that

8 year olds: the diamonds are bad and I understand that

Full grown adults: does rebecca sugar making the villains act like villains mean she’s a racist fucking nazi

dateaboysuggestions:

date a boy who drinks Capri sun

restoring-feather:

Being sensitive is a blessing and a curse at the same time

One small word can make you happy and smile for a very long time

But also the slightest change of tone in a voice can make you anxious if you did anything wrong and it will linger in your head for weeks

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

garbage-empress:

it’s really weird how all the touted historical examples of “women” who “pretended” to be men seem to fall into two extremes:

1. women who did it for maybe a couple years at most on an extremely limited basis and usually not full time, died as women.

2. people who were men 100% of the time their whole adult lives and made explicit instructions to a trusted person to ensure they were remembered as a man even after death.

gee it’s almost like these two groups were totally separate and have completely different motivations or something. almost like it’s super obvious the 2nd category were all trans men and the only reason they aren’t remembered as men is due to transphobia.

calibornsmainsqueeze:

nopermanence:

These Ikea bears are a certain kind of mood

@chuparoza

cybercrimer:

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

0kboy:

(Source: hxhq)

magicact:

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

cockyhorror:

kinktendo-shamecube:

kinktendo-shamecube:

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

Originally posted by mansplainedmarxist

ikemen:

promo me my favorite tamagotchi is kuchipatchi